Jerry Brown’s letter to Trump is accidentally the FUNNIEST thing you’ll read today
Jerry Brown’s letter to Trump is accidentally the FUNNIEST thing you’ll read today

So, California’s sweetheart governor Jerry Brown wrote Trump a letter… and look, it’s even on fancy letterhead that says it’s from the Office of the Governor.

What a darling.

Wait, so does this mean Brown is into Bush now?

We’re so confused. WE ARE SUCH CHILDREN. *denounces self, sits in corner*

And PLEASE, give us a break with the ‘bridges, not walls shenanigans that we’ve had to listen to for the last decade or so. If an open border only screwed up California we’d be far less worried about the wall but that’s just not the case.

Moonbeam.

What an outstanding idea!

The Jerry Moonbeam Brown Wall.

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The Jerry Moonbeam Brown Wall.

It’s a little clunky.

Doubtful. Doesn’t fit his agenda. (See: Calif. Gov. Brown again defies Trump, pardons FELON pair facing deportation)

Red is the new black.

Ouch.

But they have bridges, not walls! Eleventy!

Winning! Maybe we won’t need that war now huh Mr. Brown? (See: Cali Gov. Jerry Brown: Trump ‘Going to War Against the State of California’)

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