Trump Lets Everyone Know Just How Badly ISIS Got Their Butts Kicked in 2017
Trump Lets Everyone Know Just How Badly ISIS Got Their Butts Kicked in 2017

Everyone seems to be doing a lot of reflecting as 2017 comes to an end. Looks like President Trump is doing some of his own reflecting too.

Specifically on how badly ISIS got their rear ends handed to them this year (see President Trump, Mattis turn military loose on ISIS, leaving terror caliphate in tatters). Spoiler: it was a beautiful butt-kicking. Check it out.

ISIS lost major ground in 2017. No really, they lost a lot of square footage. Now the only footage they have is America’s foot. Up their ass.

Needless to say, it was a subpar season for jihobbyists. No virgins in heaven for them. But it appears they’re not alone in their absolute suckiness.

Just take a look at how badly Obama dropped the ball when it came to eradicating them. His failure is a little factoid conveniently tucked into Trump’s statistical tweet. What a humble brag. (Related: Fears rise about dozens of unaccounted for Americans who fought for ISIS slipping back…)

Kidding, of course. There’s nothing humble about Trump. And on this subject, he certainly shouldn’t be expected to be bashful. These diaper-headed terrorists got thoroughly Mohammered by the fists of justice.

Trump’s New Year resolution? Find a better hairpiece. Also, wipe out the remaining thousand ISIS snot goblins left behind. (See: This is What Happens When a Homemade ISIS Tank Meets an Actual Tank)

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