Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau cried during a formal apology to “LGBTQ2” people on behalf of Canada on Tuesday.

I am having an awfully tough time understanding Canada. Maybe Justin “I Feel Pretty” Trudeau had a genuine reason to apologize to the LGBTQ2. He doesn’t have a good reason for much else. Besides the gel dumped in his hair (see Rolling Stone Mag Melts: Why Can’t Justin Trudeau Be Our President? and Media Goes Crazy Over Questions At Trump-Trudeau Press Conference.).

It’s dishonest to say LGBT people have always been met with tolerance. It’s Trudeau’s country. Let him apologize to anyone he feels like. Okay? Great.

Doesn’t mean I can’t ridicule the poster child of Soy Boys (trademark forthcoming) crying in public over it. Multiple things can be true at once: one might believe they’re fighting the good fight… while acting like a wuss.

“Today, we offer a long overdue apology to all those whom we, the Government of Canada, wronged. We are sorry. We hope by acknowledging our failings we can make the crucial progress LGBTQ2 people in Canada deserve. We will continue to support each other in our fight for equality because we know that Canada gets stronger every single day that we choose to embrace diversity.”

My personal favorite part is the ethnically and genderly (shut up, that’s a word) diverse crowd of people sitting behind him, watching the crocodile tears with “is this guy for real” emotions on their faces.

Anyone know what the “2” in [email protected] stands for? Is there a sequel I’m unaware of? Like Dumb and Dumberer (Too?), only “Gay Hard: Gay Harder” or something? Would appreciate some guidance here. Maybe Justin can weigh in since he’s now the official expert on all things queer.

“The number one job of any government is to keep its citizens safe, and on this, we have failed LGBTQ2 communities and individuals time and time again,” declared Trudeau during the formal apology. “It is with shame and sorrow and deep regret for the things we have done that I stand here today and say we were wrong, we apologize, I am sorry, we are sorry.”

Justin Trudeau is what happens when a nation abandons its principles in favor of feelings. Ronald Reagan didn’t say “Tear down this wall, it’s triggering and mean.” (Ontario, Canada Passes Law: Gov’t Can Seize Children From Parents Who Oppose Gender Transition) Reagan fought for actual freedom against communism. But here we have Trudeau. Foreign policy expert on manicures. “Crying” about the wrongs leveled at a population segment. While his nation actively imprisons people for saying words. See: Canada Day Festivities: Canadians Urges to Sing Gender Neutral Version Of Anthem

Seems his morals are misaligned. If only he took as much care of his policies as he does his eyebrows.

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