George Takei was “unavailable for comment” according to his agent Julia Buchwald. Despite being unavailable he was posting “adorable” dog pictures as of last night. Seems his agent didn’t even bother to warn him of what was to come because he was taken somewhat by surprise and didn’t respond to thousands of tweets asking if he thought the claims of sexual assault against him were “adorable”

It was about sex, not power, Takei says justifying the time he grabbed someone’s penis against their will in his home. This is especially interesting considering the fact that the recent claims laid against him that he did just that are being called “just untrue” by the actor who played Star Trek’s Sulu. This claim of innocence rings a little hollow when you take into account a fairly recent appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show.

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The following is a transcript of what happened when Stern asked if Takei had ever “grabbed someone by the penis” against their will.

“Did you ever grab anyone by the cock against their will?” Stern asked Takei.

An uncomfortable silence from Takei.

“Uh oh,” Stern replies to the silence. “You’ve never sexually harassed anyone, have you?”

“Some people are kind of… umm… skittish,” Takei responded. “Oh maybe… um… afraid and you’re trying to persuade.”

“Do we need to call the police?!?” Stern asks. “What are you saying, George? You’ve never held a job over someone if they didn’t touch your cock.”

“No, I never did that,” Takei answered. He then explains how he is morally superior to folks like Weinstein who did that, “It’s not about sex, it’s about power.”

“But you didn’t do this grabbing at work,” Stern’s co-host Robin Quivers adds.

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“No, it wasn’t at work,” he explains. “It was either in my home- he came to my home.”

“So what do you mean?” Stern asked. “You mean some guy who was hesitating to have sex with you and then you gave him a gentle squeeze on the balls or something?”

“More than a gentle…” Takei laughs nervously. “But it didn’t involve power over the other.”

The final gift Howard gave to George for his Big Gay 80th Birthday Bash was something he’d already enjoyed on the Stern Show before. Jason Ellis entered the studio wearing only wrapping paper around his penis which George got to work removing but not without copping a few feels elsewhere on Jason’s body.


“George, you’re supposed to be unwrapping your gift,” Howard told Mr. Takei.

“You’re patting the inside of my thigh,” Jason said as George grazed his leg. Eventually, the birthday present was fully revealed and George once again marveled at Jason’s manhood.

“Look at that. Gorgeous. Nice ass, too,” George said.

“You’re such a friendly guy, but when my dick is out you’re a monster,” Jason joked.

Jason, who is now openly bisexual, isn’t sure if he’s ever hooked up with a guy George’s age since he’s put his penis in so many anonymous glory holes. But when asked if he would get physical with someone in his 80s, Jason answered, “for sure.” That was music to George’s ears, who joked he might have to try and convince his husband Brad to let him do some exploring with Jason.

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“I love him deeply and I’ll do nothing to jeopardize that,” George said of Brad. “But it is true that Jason is a beautiful man.”

Howard wondered if George would be listening later with his pants down.

“No comment,” George said with a laugh.

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