New Hillary Clinton memoir takes childish shots at Trump, she reveals her biggest regret regarding the election
Excerpts of Hillary Clinton's memoir, "What Happened," are revealed as she complained that Donald Trump's offensive stance during the debates made her uncomfortable and she mulled over how she couldn't "get the job done." (Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images)

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will finally make a stop in Wisconsin – for her book tour, a state she notoriously skipped during the 2016 presidential election.

Apparently the Russians hacked Clinton’s campaign jet and didn’t allow it to fly to Wisconsin during the campaign trail. (Joking)

Hillary Clinton became the first major-party nominee since 1972 to forget about Wisconsin during the general election, and she ended up losing the state as well as the election to President Trump. Since her defeat, Clinton wrote “What Happened,” a memoir of her time on the 2016 campaign trail.

Clinton’s book comes out Sept. 12, and included on her list of stops is an event in Milwaukee, WI. on Nov. 9. Her book tour is also set to include three stops in Canada, and a stop in Michigan, another traditionally blue state that went for Trump. (Related: “Not With Her” Hillary Clinton’s book release has Dems worried, irritated and scrambling)

Excerpts have been released from her book, and Clinton wrote, “I don’t have all the answers and this isn’t a comprehensive account of the 2016 race. In this book, I write about moments from the campaign that I wish I could go back and do over. If the Russians could hack my subconscious, they’d find a long list.”

Clinton also wrote that she felt “incredibly uncomfortable” during the second presidential debate when Trump stood behind her.

“Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren’t repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, ‘Back up you creep, get away from me?’ … I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with men trying to throw me off,” the failed candidate says in the book.

Most pundits are expecting Clinton to blame her loss on pretty much everyone except herself — the DNC, her campaign operation, racist and sexist American voters — but with her book tour dates, she’s at least showing us she learned something from her last countrywide adventure: she’ll finally hit the Rust Belt states she failed to visit during her campaign.

Even though Clinton is technically stopping in states she lost, she’s staying in friendly — and “blue” — territory. In Wisconsin, she’ll keep to the state’s largest city, which went to her by a margin of over 100,000 votes. (Related: Chelsea Clinton Turns Down Offer to Sign Book For Juanita Broaddrick at Book Signing for “She Persisted”)

At a later stop in Michigan, where Clinton also lost to President Trump largely because of blue collar moderates who responded to Trump’s populist economic message, she’ll stay far away from any “Trump Democrats,” appearing at Ann Arbor’s Hill Auditorium, safely ensconced on the campus of the “progressive” University of Michigan.

The book tour is also expected to stop in Pennsylvania and Georgia as well, where Clinton fell far behind her opponent.

The book becomes available on September 12, but you can pre-order your copy now, we know you are eager. Ticketing for the book tour events will vary by location, so keep your ear to the ground, if you want to pal around with Hillary Clinton when she comes to your town, and get a signed copy for yourself. (Related: New Hillary Clinton memoir takes childish shots at Trump, she reveals her biggest regret regarding the election)